We bought a huge Victorian house. There were wall to wall mauve carpets throughout it. At night while everyone was sleeping, holes would open up in all the carpets and rattle snakes would come out and bite me. In the morning I told everyone about them,while showing them the bite marks and no one believed me. That night I made them wait up with me to witness them all coming out of the holes in the carpets, and when they did, no one saw them but me…….
Then I woke up!