Town Festival-
Girl to her Nana– “A bug just flew in my snow cone and it cost too much to waste, so I know, I’m Eating it!”
One woman to another– “They always have three meats
Country ham,
Beef,
And pork.
You get all three for one price.
This is the south girl!”
Lady to another– “That damn caraway is going to be the death of me.”
(Maybe I heard wrong because of her accent. Caraway?) lol
Lady to her friend– “Who does he think he is plowing through like that?”
Group of ladies- “I’m Excited they reopened that old movie theater. Lots of good memories my mama fas there. They closed it in the 60’s I think.”
“I have some memories of my own there, dear.”
(Insert laughing)
Husband to his wife inside the Old Country Store–
Husband- “I’d like to go check out now.”
Wife- “You can do whatever the hell you want too do. Don’t need my permission.”
Husband-“what’s with the attitude?”
Wife- “Go Away!”
Lady to another– “Sometimes it’s just nice to browse.”
“Yes,Maybe something here sparks a memory and it’s like having a dang antidepressant.”
Teen boy to his friend- “The only thing I’ve ever asked for in this place is an old guitar.
Pa said no.”
Lady to her friend– “I’ve been to Wyoming and it is sooo nice. Would love to be there. Less crazies!”
Teen boy to his mother– “It was just one cyber attack and people were getting 10-20 loads of gas.
Mom-“That’s what Covid taught us. Be prepared!”
Mama to her grandkids- “If you are 12 and she’s 8, how much experience do you have between you both?”
12 year old- “15?”