Two woman at church:
“Did you buy Hobby Lobby out? I saw you waiting in that long line on Black Friday.”
“I did. Most was 50% off. Spent 1k.”
“Good Lord! Whee as t did you buy?”
“Decorates, stickers, and things.”
Women in the Restroom:
“Are you getting much crocheting done? Or did you get bored?”
“I have. I am going three projects at the moment, you?”
“I’m still working on Christmas gifts for the grandkids”
“All mine want are asking for us electronics abs their parents can buy them that. Kids nowadays!”